1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy. 2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching the class at 9.30 am. 3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food. 4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it. 5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a LADY. 6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10. 7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it. 8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression. 9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt. 10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance. 11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night. 12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this. 13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning. 14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents. 15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself. 16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand. 17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop. #Engineers_rock_joor......
Wednesday 5 August 2015
17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] - Career -
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