10 Categories Of Okada Riders You Will See At Every Junction

This write-up focuses on the categories of okada men you will see in Nigerian Before you castigate me, please note that I’m not an Okada man neither am I into okada business. I rep Chevron. Lolxxxx 10 Categories Of Okada Men You Will See At Every Junction 1. The Perverts These categories of okada riders are flirts. While moving on high speed, they unnecessarily pull the break every now and then without any reason. This is done just to feel the boobs of their female passenger. Some of them will even go as far as lifting their seats. 2. The History Tellers These ones often discuss with you the challenges and trials they are facing as an okada rider which is attributed to bad leadership, corrupt and self-centred politicians who often embezzle public funds which has prevented them from renovating the roads. However, they will further stress that they are hoping Buhari’s administration will do the needful 3. The Money Doublers If these ones don see you with babe, na so dem go double the fare. Let’s assume the normal fare is N50, the moment they see you standing at the junction with a lady, they know you are most likely to pay for her fare, hence, they will doubles the pride because they know that mostly guys will shamefully not beat down the price. One day, na so I escort my babe go my junction, as I waved to this okada man, he smiled just as Buhari did when Jega announce the final result. The his smile was an indication that the election result would definitely send GEJ back to Otu Oke. He stopped and the following conversation ensued Me- Oga how much ? Okada man- Shey na only her abi na two of una ? Me- Na only her na Okada man- Bros na N200 ooooo Me- You dey craze. Wetin we dey enter N50.. Abeg commot for here. Go tell that to Dangote 4. The Ones Without Head Lamps Their okadas have no head lamps at night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit. Some even have head lamp but you will see it facing the sky. I have even seen cases when a okada man put a torch light in his mouth at night 5. The Risk Takers These ones take more risk than successful entrepreneur like Dangote. They calculatively overtake trailers, danfos, vans and BRT, and they however compete with other vehicles on the expressway. Sometimes, they ride expertly that they may throw their two hands into their pockets while on a full speed, they look back at the exhaust every now, they open the full tank and will check the gauge at high speed as if they are driving a private jet. If you tell them “oga abeg small small ooooo”, they will reply “calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada now” 6. The Ones Who Rain Curses These ones rain curses on motor drivers who fail to give way. Even if you are driving a Range Rover Sport 2014 model, they will still rain curses on you. When you fail to give way, you will hear something like “Oloshi kuro lona jhooor” meaning way-ray abeg comot for road make I pass jhor 7. Gbedu Blaster These ones will block their ears with an earpiece and will start keep nodding their heads without focusing on where they are going. Some of them will customize their okada with an inscription, “Life no get part two” 8. The Dirty Ones They are so unkempt and they stink so bad that you will keep wondering if they haven’t taken their bath for three months. They wear bathroom slippers at the tip of their toes. They always look like they don’t make a penny being okada riders 9. The ones without horn Their okadas no get horn. When they get close to a trailer, they will whistle to the trailer driver and command him to move to another lane so that they will pass 10.add yours